Leila: OMG!!!! I did the Wii fit this weekend and i did a balance test.
Leila: and, NO JOKE, the message on the screen from Wii Fit was : “you trip a lot while walking”
Leila: OMG! Matt and I almost died
Leila: the wii fit KNOWS me

And I am sitting here cracking up because we always said that Leila is only coordinated when she is in a square or rectangle. No, Leila seems to be coordinated ONLY on a Dance, Dance Revolution dance pad.

Maurine: did you only go to kindergarten half days?
Denise: i don’t remember
Maurine: how can you not remember kindergarten?
Denise: KINDERGARTEN WAS ALMOST 20 YEARS AGO. THAT’S HOW I CAN’T REMEMBER IT.

Lately, I’ve been talking to someone who is going through something similar to what I am. Yeah, it sucks that we’re both sad saps, but it’s comforting to hear “I understand.” from someone and believe that person instead of reacting in my usual way (”um. fuckyou.”)

Although, every time I want to tell this person that everything will work itself out or to stop being lazy and work on projects, I think “Why aren’t you doing these things too, Denise??”

… which probably isn’t a negative thing. i guess.