Hi. Remember when you were 16 and you listened to “El Scorcho” waaayyyyy too much? Do you remember how silly you were when you thought, ‘WAAAHHHH THIS SONG IS AWESOMMMEEEE! IT’S EXACTLY HOW I FEEEEEEEL‘?!

PUT PINKERTON AWAY.

NOW.

Hi, website. I’ve forgotten about you.

In March, I:
A) went out drinking with the cousins
B) decided that I don’t like gin and tonic and spilled it all over my cousin’s friend’s shoes (… and that, Internet, is probably how I flirt when I’ve had too much to drink.)
C) was am jealous of a girl that I have never known or seen
D) lost my appetite
E) dropped a couple of pounds
F) did not sleep as much as I should
G) worked on all the sunny and warm days
H) had off on rainy days
I) got sick almost every weekend
J) spent wayyyy too much money on clothes and shoes … and yarn.
K) stopped knitting as much as I used to…
L) was introduced to a Lego Star Wars video game and LOVED ITTTTT
M) found out that Rita’s gives away free italian ice on the first day of spring!
N) got a haircut and am sort of regretting it now.
O) convinced a lady to order $900 Vera Wang wedding invitations
P) found some motivation
Q) am trying to work through this awful creative block
R) decided that I want to apply for graduate school soon