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Denise is 25 years old and has been posting this nonsense online since 2000.

Really?!

It’s going to snow for the fifth or so time since the week before Christmas.

What the hell, Earth?!

You couldn’t have done this when I was still in high school and I really didn’t have to drive anywhere?

To all you teachers and students, enjoy your stupid snow day.

While Trying to Decipher Maurine’s French Alphabet Homework

Maurine: this shit is bananas.
Me: BEH AH EN AH EN AH ES

I laughed at my lame joke for a lot longer than I should have.

I miss French class.

Text Messages From Maurine That I Just Can’t Delete From My Phone

I landed, bitch!
8/29/08 11:00:36AMĀ 

sent two minutes before my plane landed at SEA
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