Top 5 Sea Animals (i don’t really think sea animals are adorable so i’ll put the “cute” ones and the interesting ones)
1. Dolphin
2. Anglerfish
3. Candiru ( a catfish in the amazon… a catfish that I really don’t want around me, but i think it’s interesting.)
4. Coelacanth
5. Manta Rays

Top 5 Ice Cream Flavors
1. Cherry Vanilla
2. Vanilla
3. Rocky Road
4. Coffee
5. Ben & Jerry’s “Phish Food”

Top 5 Ambitions
1. Spend all my money

2. drop out of college
3. live at home for a long time
4. steal stuff
5. become a hobo
a joke, obviously… i’ll let you know eventually.

Top 5 Harry Potter Quotes / Scenes
1. Book 4: The Weasleys pick up Harry from the Dursley’s / Fred & George’s prank on Dudley
2. Book 3: the shrieking shack with Sirius, Ron, Hermione, Harry, Lupin, and… Scabbers.
3. Book 4: the 2nd task
4. Book 4: the return of voldemort
5. Book 6: “What do I care how he looks? I am good-looking enough for both of us, I theenk!” – Fleur Delacour

Top 5 Pet Peeves
1. people who complain about their mothers and call them bitches. unless your mom abused you in some way or really messed you up, shut the fuck up. omg! mommy won’t let me stay out past 11PM! it’s the end of the world!!!
2. when my cousin doesn’t wipe up the water he splashes EVERYWHERE when he uses the sink
3. when shoe customers complain because the price of the shoe wasn’t what they thought it was…
4. people who spend more time with boyfriends or girlfriends than friends
5. when people don’t like [certain band] anymore because [certain band] became too popular. OMG YOUR PRECIOUS INDIE CRED!!!

Top 5 Songs That I Never Want To Hear Again
1. Panama – Van Halen
2. any Linkin Park song
3. With Arms Wide Open – Creed
4. that Nickelback song that sounds like that other Nickelback song…
5. Steal My Sunshine – Len

Top 5 Pirate Names
1. Jack Sparrow
2. Will Turner
3. i don’t know. i don’t know pirate names.

Top 5 Books (aside from Harry Potter)
1. A Clockwork Orange
2. The Great Gatsby
3. The Perks of Being A Wallflower
4. Angels & Demons
5. Box Office Poison (I don’t think this one counts, though…)

Top Five Favourite Literary Characters (only one HP character allowed)
1. Michael Corleone
2. Sir Leigh Teabing
3. Rosencrantz
4. Guildenstern (totally cheated on that one…)
5. Fred & George Weasley (i know it’s only one, but they are like one!)

Ask me for “top five” lists of pretty much anything (’ships, places, songs, etc.) and I will list my top five of that thing or things.

p.s. if i don’t want to answer some, i won’t.

“Amortentia” smells like:
1) rubber cement glue
2) a new book
3) patchouli
4) new leather
5) ginger

(to me)

What would “Amortentia” smell like for you?

I really wish that they’d stop using classic rock songs in car commercials… or just commercials in general. The following songs are impossible to listen to now:

1. Dream On – Aerosmith (My favorite song when I was thirteen!)
2. Rock N’ Roll – Led Zeppelin
3. Bargain – The Who
4. I’m Free – The Who
5. Baba O’Riley – The Who (I still like this song a lot. I just wish that it wasn’t used in a commercial)
6. Have Love Will Travel – The Sonics (heard the Black Keys version before the Sonics version)
7. I’m In Love With My Car – Queen
8. Just What I Needed – The Cars
9. Sweet Home Alabama – Lynyrd Skynyrd (I SHOULD’NT BE THINKING OF CHICKEN WHEN I’M LISTENING TO THIS SONG.)
10. You’re My Best Friend – Queen
11. Are You Going To Be My Girl? – Jet
12. Vertigo – U2
13. Woo Hoo – The 5, 6, 7, 8s

and then there’s the other side: the songs you find out about through commercials.
1. Molly’s Chambers – Kings of Leon
2. Stay As You Are – Span
3. Picture Book – The Kinks
4. Pink Moon – Nick Drake

Of course, that’s only 4 songs to replace the 13 that I’m tired of. It’s not fair.

This layout is new. (modified) Bowie, Wes Anderson, and Futura.

I think that everyone should work in retail at least once in their life. That way these kinds of people:

1) will realize that sales associates are only human and will make mistakes.
2) will know that the person they are yelling at probably had nothing to do with what was wrong and that it was the new girl’s mistake. (and, really, you can’t yell at the new girl! she doesn’t know anything yet!)
3) will know that customers who holler and make a scene will just be talked about amongst co-workers.

In a couple of minutes, I am going to dinner with a person dressed up as a Hogwarts student (slytherin) and a girl with a t-shirt that says, “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.”

My co-workers go to the shore or go to clubs on their days off. I’m going to a Border’s to buy the next Harry Potter book.

If anyone spoils the book for me in the next 4 hours, I will break something.

1. The Do-Nothing-But-Still-Get-The-Same-Grade Guys
When I took physics in high school, I was in a lab group with three of these guys. (One of them was helpful, but once in a while, he’d have the “Ah, screw it.” attitude.) We would have to do these labs and write lab reports afterwards. These guys wouldn’t do anything to help set up the lab or try to do any of the calculations. It got really frustrating because if I didn’t do anything, I’d end up getting a horrible grade. I didn’t want to slack off on purpose and fail. They all knew it and let me do most of the work.

Once, I think I did the lab, and didn’t share the information with the two who didn’t do anything. They still completed it by getting the info from the one who helped me. Fuckers.

I wonder where those two are now. I’m guessing that one of them is probably in school, fucking anything with a vagina, failing every class, and making Daddy “donate” money to the school so he can pass. He even told me once, “I don’t need to pass anything. I’m inheriting my dad’s buisness.”

Right… and without learning anything, you probably would go bankrupt in a day.

God, I hated him.

2. The Ask For Money But Never Offer To Pay You Back Or Pay For Your Lunch types
A person that I’ve known for about a week asked me if I had any money for lunch. I told her I had my card. I felt bad because she didn’t get her paycheck yet and probably had no money this week. I bought lunch and bought something else for us to share. She ate most of the something else.

The next day, I tell my boss that I’m getting coffee and ask if anyone wants anything. The girl goes, “I have a coupon!” It’s a buy one, get one free coupon. Usually, if someone has one of these coupons, you offer to pay for half of one drink. IF I HAD A BUY ONE GET ONE FREE COUPON, I’D PAY FOR HALF OF ONE DRINK BECAUSE IT SUCKS TO PAY 4.50 FOR ONE DRINK WHILE THE OTHER PERSON PAYS NOTHING. Does she give me 2.25? No. Do I get a “I’ll pay for lunch next time.”? No. Did I even get a “thank you.”? Nope.

I am not your good friend. I am not your family. You are not a needy child living in poverty. You get paid 3 dollars more than I do. PAY ME BACK, BITCH.

I was watching the news a few days ago and there was a report about a bombing in Iraq.

“There were no injuries and the only person killed was the suicide bomber.”

If only you could hear that all the time about attacks like that…