i am all gradumacated. go me. project graduation in half an hour. be back tomorrow morning.

today:
a) call up the college i’m going to to get the health office fax number
b) go to the doctor’s for x-ray results, leave without the results because SURPRISE! the stupid results aren’t “clear” enough
c) attempt to do pre-calc homework while my dad goes on and on about someone who passed gas and the person who’s snot came flying out while laughing at fart-man
d) go to the art honors society and talk about my painting (I blanked out. “the painting is impressionistic because of the short….. uh, brush strokes!”)
e) join the new french honors inductees and say “L’homme qui sait deux langues, en vaut deux.”
f) go to macy’s to buy a slip for a dress
g) decide if i should return it or keep it (which should i do?)
h) do homework for the worst classes in the world (physics and math)
i) choose what courses i’m going to take next year without really knowing what i’m doing. so i’m just going to write anything down that looks interesting.