me: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!
abbie: What?
me: no one’s come to my house yet!
abbie: what?
me: seriously! no one!
abbie: they might be scared of anthrax
me: i’m ready to just shut the door and eat all the candy!
abbie: lol go for it!

so yeah, no one came to our house yet. we closed the door already. what a waste! My mom suggested that I go outside and give the people who are stuck in traffic on the adjacent street (gee, i’m a tree!) candy. i played a good trick on my parents a few minutes ago. the back door was open so i went outside because it’s really nice out (someone is also using their fireplace so it smells nice too).. then i ran to the front door and rang the doorbell. My parents came rushing to the front door thinking that there were kids out there. nope, there was only one kid. and that kid… was me. .. i almost fell over laughing when i saw my parents’ faces!! aahahaha!