me: i was in waldenbooks today and some guy was in my way in the music section and he was like “do you like radiohead?” ; i said “not really”

Sylvia: yeah, i don’t know what the big deal about radiohead is

Sylvia: i mean, i don’t know what to say aboutt hem

me: then he was like “ok, pull any book out from the shelf and i’ll analyze your musical tastes”

me: i got scared so i was like.. it’s not here ( it wasn’t )

Sylvia: you should’ve pulled out a picture tribute to poison.