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Denise is 25 years old and has been posting this nonsense online since 2000.

Exhausted

Life kind of feels like a mess right now.

I had way too much fun in August and I’d like September to be the month where I start getting my shit together. I just… don’t know where to start.

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- keeping the fact that it’s my birthday from everyone at work
- the necklace that elah gave me for my birthday (i have been eyeing it at urban outfitters for months now.)
- the comic books that jon got me
- green tea sushi rolls from Mr. Pi’s
- sam adams summer ale

(Today’s my 25th birthday)

allurement, ambuscade, ambush, artifice, bait, come-on, conspiracy, deception, decoy, device, dragnet, enticement, feint, gambit, intrigue, inveiglement, lasso, lure, machination, maneuver, net, noose, pitfall, plot, ploy, prank, quagmire, quicksand, ruse, seducement, stratagem, subterfuge, temptation, wile

9:39am If I lost a bunch of weight and my booty size also decreased, would you still find me attractive?

9:41am I just read the last text I sent you and the clip of Admiral Ackbar yelling, “IT’S A TRAP” popped into my head… lol

“Do you love me?”

“I don’t know… Do whatever you want.”

“You don’t have to get me anything for my birthday.”

you guys

I totally thought b.b. King was dead for about 3 years now…

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- driving to Hoboken just for empanadas, papas rellenas, and the view of New York
- some of the views in hunterdon county
- thunder
- turning off the air conditioning and actually enjoying the heat for a few minutes
- the fact that i was not the only one who got a little teary during the end of Toy Story 3 (I really hope they don’t make a fourth.)

best, pt 1

At that wedding i went to a while ago:

  • I cried.
  • I danced.
  • I fist pumped.
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    “I don’t really follow basketball, but I know that I root for whoever is playing against the Lakers. I just don’t like them. The only way I’d root for the Lakers is if they are playing against … Nazis… or terrorists… or a basketball team of child molesters.”

    conversation

    him: “AAAAUUGGHH!”

    her: “What happened?!”

    him: “One of my chest hairs got caught in the fibers of my shirt and it hurt. Do– HAHAHAHHAHA!”

    her: “What?”

    him: “I was going to ask if that ever happens to you.”

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    - what rain in june reminds me of
    - mint chocolate chip ice cream
    - showing me “puppy can’t get up” to get me to laugh
    - the way i almost flipped out when i thought i found a gray hair on my head
    - lemonade

    “Hey, one of the Hobbits from LOTR is going to be in this new TV show tonight. Is it ok if we watch?”

    Lost will be over on Sunday.

    Forever.

    Shit.

    That quote in the title was from my former best friend who told me during the second or first season that she would stop watching if Charlie died. I wonder if she still watches.